queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

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fierrrrrrce:

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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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